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Joe Biden to mandate glory hole workers make $20 an hour.
In other news Jim Bob's adult book emporium to close Monday.

How come women will wear padded bras so you can't see their nipples but then wear pants so tight you can see their camel toe?

When I was a kid growing up in the '80s I hated that libtarded trashy show Murphy Brown.

Tweetin Jackleg And suddenly, just like that Men became extinct.

Hey guys, as a joke let's all talk/bribe our women into having sex tonight and then while doing the deed call them by a different name.
Who's on board?

Six showing off his thumb. Does your cat have one?

For the last 2 weeks the media has been claiming that Israel will be attacked by Iran within 48 hours.
That's the longest 48 hours I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Got to keep that fear mongering going don't they.

Photo of a young Elon Musk writing his first Community Note

Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social Americans be honest. Who will you vote for on the 5th of November 2024?

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You want to know what really grinds my gears?
It's when I sit down at a restaurant and order and then someone that came in after me gets their food first.

I would throw my fucking DVR out the window before I would set it to record Sean hannity.

Would you tip someone making 20 dollars an hour at a restaurant?

I was sitting in a bar with a couple friends on Green Street in Champaign Illinois watching OJ running from the police in the white Bronco.

“I don’t care what the media tells you, Mr. Trump, we support you!”

Why do people with extreme smugness tend to talk with their eyes closed?

Of all the awkward conversations I've had to have with my doctor over the years I would say that itchy butt was the most uncomfortable.

The local news just did a story on a few simple things you can do at the grocery store to save money during inflation.
My plan is to vote for Trump.

You want to know what women really want?
Tupperware.
They can't get enough of that shit.
Hell, when I was a kid my mom even hosted parties where loads of women would come over to the house and support her Tupperware side hustle.

Have the parents of the juveniles charged in the Philadelphia shooting been arrested yet?
If not then why?
It's time to start sending a message to piece of shit parents that you better start raising your kids right or else.