Residuals

I’m jealous of all these people on TV who have wellness brands. I think I’m going to launch a wellness brand. But I’m worried there’s too much footage on YouTube of me smoking at card tables.

In which Victoria Coren Mitchell tragically deserts her vocation as a stand-up comedian, and heroically discovers another as a lap-dancer in Monte Carlo.
Best poker podcast interview ever.

Ok, I’m going to stick my neck out and say the M1 has the worst drivers of any road in the UK.

This might be my favourite tournament result ever. All of British poker is delighted to see it. So many congratulations to that card-playing legend and totally lovely man, @BarnyBoatman. Just wonderful. 🏆 🍾

I’ve just realised, we’re all going to step forward to play the wall round aren’t we? I can’t wait!

Oh my LORD was I ever that young ???!!! #onlyconnect