One of my cats was in a bag, then jumped out. No one was around, but I still said “the cat’s out of the bag” to myself because I like fun.

auction.graceland.com/mobile/lotdeta… I wonder what E was watching that pissed him off so much...Laugh In? Or a Walter Cronkite report about Led Zeppelin selling out Madison Square Garden while he has to play Vegas again for the goddamn Colonel?

Perhaps you have loved. But you've never loved like Ken Stabler after an afternoon of Wild Turkey and jet skiing.

After nearly two years in the making, Southern Charm New Orleans has finally arrived! I couldn’t be prouder of this cast, and I think the show is really exceptional. Please tune in tonight @bravotv 9/8 and watch the brilliance unfold! #SouthernCharmNOLA #southerncharm

If you’re bored, here are some great TV recommendations images.burrellesluce.com/image/209CB/20…

townandcountrymag.com/leisure/travel… if you ever decide to visit Charleston, this TOWN&COUNTRY is a great primer

My love @Pataltschul it was so fun working with WHITNEY SUDLER-SMITH on #SouthernCharm #NOLA . I have to say one of the best casts EVER. Miss you 😘 x.com/pataltschul/st…

Today in 1976, in a bold move that stunned the nation, Michael McDonald announces the Doobie Brothers will be takin' it to the streets.

Thank you TOWN&COUNTRY townandcountrymag.com/leisure/arts-a…

Help those affected by #HurricaneHarvey . Visit redcross.org, call 1-800-RED CROSS or text HARVEY to 90999 to make a $10 donation.

'Hell is other people'

Great article! x.com/pataltschul/st…

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It's true: @Pataltschul is the 'chicest person to ever appear on reality tv'. Please fantastic TOWN&COUNTRY article townandcountrymag.com/style/fashion-…

The older I get, the earlier I get to the airport

Use of the word 'hater' disqualifies you for adult conversation

Where do you get Papa Johns pizza? Worst commercials ever

My ongoing affair with Cameran Eubanks is always fresh! instagram.com/p/BL2NXDFA56j/

@NancyeBright @Pataltschul you're not blocked!