I want this guy next to me when the shit hits the fan. There are enough of us. Twenty years ago I'd have been put off by his 'fuck off to where you came from' rhetoric. Times have changed.

People dying from treatable diseases. 1 million people out of work. Hundreds of billions spent. Countless thousands of businesses lost. Our culture and society decimated. Mental health on the floor. Everyone wearing masks, debasing our humanity.

The new normal is not working.

Starting to think I might have trust issues. These men are trying to help me.

Merry Christmas btw.

Starting to think I might have trust issues. These men are trying to help me.

You know what to do. #IStanLisa

I know we are suffering across the country but please #PrayForGrayling

Is Joe Biden President yet?

The stuff of nightmares.

Zombie apocalypse.

I've a feeling Dry January might be a struggle.

Proper Covid Nazi guardess on this train. She's made 5 Covid announcements in 20 minutes advising social distancing, compulsory masks blah blah blah. Train is five carriages long, 5 people on it with a carriage each. Ludicrous.

I predict there are going to be a lot of bio changes when Johnson “sells out” No Deal. You won’t see an #IStandWithBoris tag for dust. The headbangers will hate him more than I do, which is quite a lot.

Poor Nadine Dorries, blessed with a head as empty as a Nightingale Hospital.

No wonder she deleted her account.

Even rarer if it rocks up at Jo Maugham’s gaff in 4 days. #FoxingDayMassacre

I think the last hour of my life has been a lesson on obfuscation.