Fuck’s sake, Wales

Oh here comes the John Lewis advert hysteria…

Raising a nerd like…
“Right, who do you want to be this year for Halloween?”
“Medusa from the Greek myth”

Standard 💁🏻‍♀️

I started watching Adam Curtis’s latest documentary about Russia last night (available on BBC iPlayer) - massively interesting and so well put together, as you would expect. I’d love to know where he finds some of the footage!

…and I declare bobble hat season open 🎉

Seriously regretting my “no chocolate in the house” rule right now

In other news, I’ve just found out that all inclusive magic mushroom retreats are a thing 💁🏻‍♀️

I totally have a thing for driving at night alone with blasting music (closed windows of course, I am not a monster)

Jesus wept. Spent my lunchtime consolidating my pensions and improving my budgeting sheet. I could almost pass as a grown up but it’s only existential dread at it’s finest.

Crumpets for breakfast. All is good with the world.

How does one make new friends as a grown up? We are more lonely than we were 2 years ago aren’t we? Or is it just me?

Nothing quite like starting the day being verbally abused. Why do people have to be like this? Do they enjoy it? Does it make them feel better? Held it together but had a little cry afterwards.

Kiddo’s Macmillan coffee morning at school at the same time as We Are Scientists tickets going up for sale. Thank the lord for mobile phones 😆

Sums it up nicely.
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Conspiracy theories aside, you know what’s tragic? There are people who are still defending him after paying 40 quid to watch this. Absolutely bonkers. Worse than a Phoenix Nights act. Time to pack it in Ian…

Thank god we didn’t vote for Corbyn and cause a run on the pound.

Is it ok to say the real Jeffrey Dahmer was 🔥?! 🤷🏻‍♀️

People can now donate the cost of a marmalade sandwich to a food bank
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