My H. Pylori went as soon as I discovered Apple Cider Vinegar. Before that, every stomach test I did in hospital always came back + for H. pylori. At a great cost too. Every few months.

Deadbeat dad applies to a minute subset of men. All I see are men priced out of the economy.

T. R. Okuna She will open another one 'to silence her haters' and the cycle is on again.

😂😂 Nairobi....

This is how wash-wash operate. In fact, it was long overdue. They establish entertainment joints, barbershops, boutiques etch for 2 years max. Invite celebs and who's & who's, clear as much as possible, then dip. Rinse & repeat.

One thing I have noted is you can't stay a scammer on Twitter for long. It's possible that some people will overlook the information & still proceed to engage with you, but that part of your life will always be outed on here. You will be exposed on Twitter.

One last request, the last time I asked you guys for alternatives to Harpic you really came through, & I ended up settling on Atilla which has been astounding.

Now kindly recommend some alternative fabric softener brands. This Downy & StaSoft business I cannot do anymore.

Poch must just go if we are going to play for the cup next season, or at least, top 4. Anyone who believes he is the answer probably also believes the sun is a glowing pizza.

I'd sooner Liverpool win the league 6 consecutive times than Arsenal win it. We, who, lived Arsenal imperialism in the early 2000s know anything is better.

We often wonder where our parents were when the post-independent thieves apportioned the country among themselves. Now it is our turn on the choppping board. Where are we?

The level of corruption we are witnessing in Kenya is unprecedented. They are practically competing on who takes the most, quickest. And we, the citizens, have been reduced to mere spectators and commentators.

Someone went to establish their church right next to an established bar. Gates facing each other. Can the bar sue? Sometimes you people need to be honest with your pastors. Hiyo ni uchokozi na kukoseana heshima!

I was chilling with B the other week, when he said, 'Look brother, if I'd gotten married, I would be on my 4th divorce right now.' So he makes his money & travels the world.

Hard not to respect that kind of self-awareness.