Farting into a 12 foot pvc pipe I rigged through the fence of a pre-school

You like that shit privileged white folk?

My haters (my mom) is pissed I drove home after 3 rounds of bottle service last night at 4:87 AM

At the strip club asking the girls if they are married

Id probably be playing in the champions league final too if I didnt break my big toe in middle school

Smoking crack and riding my bike around shirtless listening to daft punk

Wife out of town, officially unemployed, dick freshly jerked.

Guess I’ll just **** myself nothing else can make me happier

Kyrie wins another finals or finals MVP and my agenda will be unstoppable.

Decided to be the office donut guy today. Why? Putting my formal resignation on top of it!

Drinking 6-7 hazy ipa’s and researching where to by a rocket launcher within a 25 mile radius

Accidentally looked at the other guy peeing in the trough. Tried to play it off with a “YO PUT THAT MEATY MFER AWAY DAMN😂😂”

Dude beat my ass and tossed me in the trough

I REALLY BE THE LOUDEST DUDE AT EVERY FUNCTION 😭😭

Heatdaddy Get yehurme off the ice

This big girl wont shut up I gotta order a bone-strike

1 more beer and I’ll start throwing hammers at my neighbors dog

The gayest son ever. So homosexual that other gays are afraid of how gay he is.

How are dudes gay? Chicks are so hot

2 hot chicks kissing on the hood of my nissan sentra

Playing catch with a homeless guy. Only its with a wrench and he forgot to look