I like dating tall guys for the same reason everyone else likes dating tall guys: SHORTER LIFE EXPECTANCY

I need an isolated track of the tennis grunts from challengers POSTHASTE

Im sorry why is one of the killers from THE STRANGERS in that imaginary friends movie?

“Friend of Dorothy” is such a funny colloquialism like that girl was raised on a farm in Kansas in the early 1900’s there’s simply no way she didn’t refer to us as F slurs [negative]

To wear a jacket with these colors in a post Amazon delivery vest world boggles my mind. The way I thought someone was getting a package delivered on my flight 🥸

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

To all future hookups: please do not try and put four of your fingers in my mouth unless they are absolutely COVERED in cheeto dust

YOUR WEEKLY RESPITE FROM A WEARY WORLD, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! Our pal ZNT drops by the Zoom couch to talk about hooking up on the road, 'side dishes' + Zach wonders if he wants a relaysh & pitches us a murder mystery!

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On ZNT podcast this week talking about fundraising for my new novel… but also about why my 🍌 has a scar on it. tr.ee/SMPfgkLvKq

There is truly nothing in life that puts me in a better mood than the theme song of Good Morning, Sodomites! with ZNT 🥰 I’m so stoked for this new episode!
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Shows with ZNT in our lounge start TONIGHT! dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/events/77520

ONE OF THE MOST FUN NIGHTS EVER

Happy Monday! This week we have Dave Dave Attell -- only tickets left are for Thursday 9:45. @zachnoetowers is in the lounge Friday - Sunday, and @mekkileeper performs (and screens his short film 'Fintech' Monday.

Also stand-up class grad shows Tuesday and Thursday!

'Unapologetically filthy' comedian Zach Noe Towers returns home for St. Louis show stltoday.com/news/local/col… via St. Louis Post-Dispatch

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''Unapologetically filthy' comedian ZNT returns home for St. Louis show' via St. Louis Post-Dispatch: bit.ly/3rsXlFJ

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ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY CAREER

THIS WEEKEND YALL!!

.ZNT joins ashley ray🍦ice cream money out 3/1 to discuss ‘The L Word’ and ‘Queer as Folk’ late night viewings, the rise of kinky Charlotte York, and more on this week’s #TVISAY !
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Actor, comedian, and host ZNT heads to Zanies September 7-9! Zach is a host on E!'s Nightly Pop and can also be seen on E!'s Dating #NoFilter and Netflix's Dear White People. Now grab your tickets to see him LIVE on stage! For tix and info--> bit.ly/Chicago_ZNT