Looking for an infinite amount of problems? Study math.

When I die, I want it to be in the middle of a good song.

GooSe I didn’t want you should pee away an airline ticket to
Miami only to have your hopes dashed,,,

Wait for it…

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

my avi you're seeing now is the light from 10 light-years away that is now just reaching you...

don't fret I've just updated a new one.

Watching How The Universe Works and they're saying the early Earth spun much faster before the moon slowed it. At one point a day was only 2 & 1/2 hours.

So all you folks constantly bitching about Monday coming around should just shut the hell up.

GooSe Good question - I’ve been mulling over it for 24 or so hours.

OK, am going to boldly say “yes”. Intetnional or not, it’s erroneuos.

Olive Garden just means 'shitty food' in Italian.

Love isn't blind but it's definitely stupid.

Carrots may improve your vision but alcohol can double it.

is it a typo if the typo was intentional...?

Dont worry there can't be
a war during Superbowl.

I grew up in the eighties. 'That's so funny I forgot to laugh' was considered a sick burn.

My wife won an argument before I walked out the door this morning so I got in her car and moved the driver's seat all the way up.

Everyone has a flat stomach. The L is just silent for some.

way to flex that degree in meteorology, todd

Leave me alone; I'm feeling down and out!
#artwork