RIP to Howie Schwab. Met him at the draft in 2009 and even though I was just an amateur draft analyst and a fan of his show, he spoke to me like an equal and gave his time freely. A legend to sports trivia nerds the world over

Do I go to the Wednesday Philly show or the Friday DC show?? Decisions decisions

ian karmel Sean Jordan any thoughts?

Billion dollar idea. Billy Madison, but for professional athletes. You want that $200 million contract. Better pass Earth Sciences motherfucker

Wait, you guys kept going after I retired?

I see Midnight and Taylor and my mind goes a completely different direction. Mike Golic Jr knows what I’m talking about

Getting extremely nervous for Katie Nolan (probably) right now. This is a weird feeling

Just a select few pictures from Paris. Had such a great time with my wife celebrating 10 years

This Christmas Eve, we need to finally have a discussion about Olive, the non-binary bully reindeer. I don’t love that they refer to them as “the other reindeer”, laughing at and calling names to a deformed child is not cool. They never even let Rudolph join in reindeer games!

This really hurts come from doobypoo

I’d come out of retirement for one last ride

Rest in Piss Kissinger

Really? I’m surprised you can hear anything over the sound of your teeth being destroyed with that gravel you call Grape Nuts

It’s days like today I almost want to unretire. Truly some terrible drafts from ian karmel and Katie Nolan (probably). Meanwhile, good job Sean Jordan

I know you probably don’t even remember talking about it, but ian karmel you must know, Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza has changed. It’s actually decent now

I didn’t check my personal account for 30 hours, and these were all recommended tweets. I used to get like, 3 a week. This is such a joke

I don’t know who recommended I fly out of Burbank instead of LAX, but I would sincerely like to kick that person in the shin

More like Hollyweird, amiright?

Classic Karmel. I fly all the way to LA and be goes and flies away

Yes, I am watching the Toy Story version of today’s game. Thank you for asking