i think the NYT puzzles should update at 9pm pacific time so i can do my bedtime routine of connections even when i go to bed early

Balatro is amazing but I knew it was gonna slap as soon as the Steam download size was only 62MB

thought about this video again today and it still destroys me every time

hahahahaha WHAT THE FUCK

At the function making sure everyone is caught up on the Moo Moo Meadows running joke from last week

Your film is only 'in the can' if it gets shown at the Cannes Film Festival in France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling 'ready for theatrical release'

Every gaming video essay on YouTube now is called something like 'The Wii U: What Went Wrong?' or 'I Beat Breath of the Wild But I Can Only Eat Apples'

Made a song about the Garfield character no one talks about with Gritty Evan Diem Reboot

Imagine owning a bar and then Google Maps describes you as an 'offbeat watering hole'

Why are there so many instances where people behave badly on airplanes?

Part of the answer is in the poor design of airports.

Why behavioral psychologists should be a part of any large building design.

A thread.

okay now that i’ve actually given these to the people i made them for, i can finally show off my dropout cross stitch projects!
(game changer pattern by SpiteStitch on etsy, make some noise pattern by me!)

normal burgers at restaurants: 'comes with lettuce, tomato, cheddar, pickles, special sauce, on a brioche bun'

the veggie option: 'comes with provolone, avocado, a drizzle of water, also its spicy somehow, served on two flat pieces of gluten free matzoh'

Thinking about I was so joyfully playing Worms WMD and Clone Hero with Jordan “It’s” Keyes and Alex Engelberg yesterday and cherishing the fact that I have funny, smart, cool, and sweet guy friends. 🥰🥰🥰

the only things that are certain: death. taxes. the list goes on

What is Apple's plan to address the HEIC epidemic

65% of Americans want a ceasefire while it gets 0 votes in the Senate, 0 in the White House, & a handful in the House of Reps. This is one of the largest gaps on any subject between “the people” and the government.

We have a runaway sociopathic pro-war government.

More like international house of passwords

Fighting antisemitism doesn’t actually require ethnic cleansing other people. Hope this helps.

being hungry and then realizing there’s Good Leftovers in the fridge. wow. just an absolutely incredible feeling every time. i just remembered a tupperware full of baked ziti and did a tiger woods fist pump.