⬇️As a general rule - you burgle buildings and rob people.

Alfie Moore - Comedy Looks more like a real burglary to me.

Alfie Moore - Comedy If no one was inside not a robbery. Burglary. If there were staff inside it would definitely be a use of force in order to steal ( or threat). That’s a burglary S9 not a S8

Okay Fair Coppers today's question is:
Is this really a bank robbery?

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Alfie Moore: A face for radio
A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair. From street cop to BBC radio star.
26 October palacetheatrepaignton.co.uk/shows/alfie-mo…

Do you know when something is or is not an offensive weapon? What the law is around bladed articles?
I'm off marvelous Milton Keynes to find out in tonight's 'It's A Fair Cop' - 6:30pm
BBC Radio 4 - quick get the kettle on x
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Here are my shows for the rest of the week. Still tickets available for Glasgow and Barnsley. Tickets here if you fancy a night oot 👍 alfiemoore.com/tickets/

'Could the Manchester Co-op Live arena electrician please go immediately to the managers office. Thank you'

Tonight 18:30 BBC Radio 4 It's A Fair Cop.

I don't have a bicycle. I've never had a bicycle. I don't know anyone who's ever had a bicycle and bicycle is not a word that I'd ever use.

It's been pointed out that the quote below may not be accurate and so I would like to add that I never actually wrote it nor did I post it. Indeed I would never use those words or even think about using them and don't even know what some of them mean - I'm not even typing this.

My fav quote within this article is from Deputy Foreign Secretary Andrew Mitchell, who said:
'The Met's response was way over the top and the Commissioner pleb should tell his minion plebs to do it better next time'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-688723…

Energy Secretary Claire Coutinho was asked if Mark Rowley should resign and replied:
'personally wouldn't go that far because I haven't had the conversations with him'.
Next week Laura will be asking Mark Rowley if he plans to change Govts net zero target.
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

12:30 pm BBC Radio 4 an encore from The Canine Crusader who returns centre stage to take a bow-wow in Top Dog… Woop! Woop! 👮🐶🚔

Newsflash: Only one man can save us now

This weekend London will see several protests & both FA Cup semi-finals
A policing cost of £millions and Monday we can see how rubbish/bias the Met were depending on where you inhale your clickbait.
Or just give all rozzers the weekend off and see how it pans out. Might be fine..

I'm delighted to announce that PD Zeus is the new supreme leader of the UK🙏

Met protest tactics are a separate issue. Lets focus on the 'words' issue.
Cop under intense frontline pressure used the wrong words.
Largest UK force full-time comms professionals carefully prepared a response using the wrong words.
Using the right words not as easy as it looks.

Come on National Police Chiefs' Council (NPCC) Association of Police and Crime Commissioners Police Federation Home Office College of Policing Lynne Owens why don't we give Metropolitan Police a few weekends off on one month of the year and bring in #MarchlessMay ?
(or MarchlessMarch or TranquilApril or FlagFreeJanuary)