Andy Parmo Please say Ashington. “Durn the clurb”

Andy Parmo Check:
I've woken up!
I only fancy weetabix and not brain for breakfast.
I still have free will.

Conclusion: Alive and not a zombie! Phew 😂😂

Andy Parmo Smultronställe - Swedish for a favourite, hidden place but which literally means a place where wild strawberries grow.

Andy Parmo Witzelsucht. A German medical syndrome characterised by a bad sense of humour.

Andy Parmo Cromerty 🎙 Voiceover Paul Jess ✏️ Monkey Bones We never did find out were gary. Some things are best kept a mystery.

clur Andy Parmo Charlie M See, breaking the rules for fun is fine by me because it shows you know the rules. 🤓

Andy Parmo It’s just when an ordinary follow takes their glasses off

Andy Parmo Tashy McTashface Given the UK has had 5g since May 2019, which was well before any confirmed covid cases over here, his thinking would appear to be slightly flawed.

Andy Parmo How the fuck did someone who is working there not launch one of those cunts I’ll never know. I don’t think I could have stopped myself. Fair play for keeping your temper I guess.

Andy Parmo Probably more hygienic to have the liver.

#family #fathersday
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Andy Parmo Don’t you be so disrespectful to the prime minister

Elle Andy Parmo Fernweh - a sense of longing to pack up and go somewhere our heart wants to be

Andy Parmo I give you the Dutch word for snowman.

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@AndyNosebag Andy Parmo Wooooooo

I haven't been able to put my bins out in months. It's absolute carnage here 🤣😂

julesbee 🇪🇺 Memorial Device Andy Parmo My parents have a cordless phone, but it’s still on a table in the hall and they still stay right next to the table to use the phone even though they could go anywhere in the house. Also it must go immediately back in the cradle in case the battery goes flat. FFS.

L'homme. Le Mythe. La Légende.
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Andy Parmo They hid their dictionary in there

Andy Parmo Absolute scenes when the youngest brings your “FadgeBlaster 3000” into the front room whilst the in laws are visiting.

Andy Parmo Knuffles. Dutch for cuddles 💕

@helsbellsr78 Andy Parmo Are you doing a little less defacation?

#BadElvisJoke

Mommy And Daughter.
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