We tend not to use the Telegraph, but this looks important.

Uh huh.

This is the hill I am prepared to die on

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Judith Hann: “…and by using a special attachment here, it converts the bike to gas power”

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Happy 11th birthday to the exceedingly awkward occasion when a Women's Institute dressed up as pirates for a talk by a Somali piracy victim, me hearties.

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Congratulations to new lottery operator Catastrofuck for their continued presence on this page.

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Talk about holding a grudge. The last Leeds tram ran in 1959. 65 years ago. But Leeds City Council are still taking the flak for it in the local news comments. 🤣

Your regular reminder that the default setting for taxi drivers is FUMMIN, particularly when they come into contact with those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council, who are at it again.

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Wait. They have bins made of gold in Bolton? La-di-da.

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GAFFNEYYYYYYY!

Problem encountered on 27 April, in the local paper by the 30th. Surely some sort of record? They ought to try switching off and back on again.

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Man photographs his own cigarette smoke. Thinks it's a ghost.

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Wanna feel old? This is what “Living in a box” rockers Living in a Box look like today, and to be honest they should have seen this coming.

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“My assistant and I shall now don our special pointing gauntlets and proceed to point at the parking ticket”

(RIP Mr Hunter, no disrespect intended)

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Tap twice on the coffin for yes, once for no News Or Fall Song? Neil Brand 🇺🇦 Angry People in Local Newspapers Prof Ruth Penfold-Mounce

Old man yells at cloud dot jpeg

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