I threw out the first ball for the Yankees season opener this year. They never did find that ball, but it’s their own fault for not explaining what they meant exactly. I threw some of their bats away too. They had some other equipment, but they wouldn’t let me throw any of that.

After I pitched, my bestest friend Nolan Ryan, a Texas Ranger, rushed the mound and laid out his flannels and jockstrap, and we had ourselves a picnic right there. Hoyt Doygs and Cracker Jacks. And for me a tall beer.

Number of pro-Trump protesters at courthouse in NYC today:

2

How is it that it took court artists to capture his evil essence

roller derby art (1968)
unknown artist
(unless OlympicAuditorium knows)

❤️ seeing john hall & sally vega

wonder what the “hippy” reference was

(maybe there was a longhair on the tbirds ?)

Raymond Pettibon Mike Topp SarahMarie🇩🇰🇸🇪 Mike Gottschalk carlos navarrete cARL BARNeY

Jack Smith could stop Trump's immunity case COLD with one argument to SCOTUS

Joyce Vance:

I don’t think we talk enough about Trump’s adderall-fueled fake words extravaganza! Some gems:

illegal adlinthin, re-be-doahhhhhh, infastruckadkdsure, becocked, debanked, Venezueler… 🥴

THIS is what actual trump derangement syndrome looks like, MAGA.👇🏼

OK, I'll say it...

Trump is falling asleep in court because he's not able to snort fucking Adderall every 20 minutes.

JFC media -- it's THAT simple.

The moment I entered the room the door slammed shut and was bolted from the outside.

Where there is no common medium of exchange ⚛️there is a comparative advantage and imbalance of power that leads to this type of exchange:

Minimal&marginal series / After Marcel Duchamp - Ready Made I

De Gustibus. 'No one ever lost $ estimating the taste of the public.' COKE lost $1.5 Trillion , or more than Pablo Escobar made in that quarter. We are free to choose, to vote, for Coke or Pepsi, Truympf or Biden.

This tells you all you need to know about today’s Republican National Committee: The person in charge of election integrity for the GOP was just indicted in Arizona for lack of election integrity.

Yes, Trump was back at Mar-a-Lago on Melania’s birthday since court ended early.

No, there are no pictures of Trump with Melania at Mar-a-Lago on Melania’s birthday.

Man Ray photo of Frida Kahlo

Today is a great day to fill Twitter with pictures of our beloved pups, don’t you think?

Here are our two girls—Scout (top) and Quinn.

The woman who Trump wants to pick as his running mate shoots puppies and throws them in gravel pits.

We would defend our girls with our lives.

Miti 💙🕊️ Dog killer Kristi Noem

Dogs know who the good people are & good people love dogs ♥️🐕‍🦺🐾

Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾