Happy International ‘Friendship and Cheesecake Day’ … which sucks for me as my best friends are my cats and I’m Coeliac

✨ The feminine urge to get home safely late at night ✨

Omfg.

How do I get JUST STOP OIL to come orange me up so I can get a bit of press coverage around my show?

essential viewing to understand any part of mine and 🦇 ARUHAN 🦇's debate youtube.com/watch?v=aHA4-5…

Activism.

The perfect man doesn’t exis-

This is an absolutely BRILLIANT show and @elf_lyons is SUBLIME IN IT. GO BOOK NOW. Do it! Ok? Please and thanks 🤠

ICONIC

'Tatenda why aren't you taking your show to Edinburgh?'

Omg ALIKA from Estonia is doing Eurovision with OSCAR THE PIANO FROM OSCAR’S ORCHESTRA????

Or maybe we could try reducing air pollution??

🤡 down to clown? 🤡

PUMPED to be seeing this toniiiiiiight 🐸

💥

🦇❤️🦇

Ok I admit it. In the middle of a housing crisis and the imminent collapse of your festival due to pricing people out, it’s pretty funny to spend your windfall grant on a permanent admin Batcave

This coming from the most talented musician I know?!! 😱

Adam’s Sandler’s CLICK is just a poor man’s BERNARDS WATCH.