GEAUX TIGERS

The Cubs are on pace to go 99-63

Just FYI, Mike Tauchman is slashing .283/.397/.491. (150 wRC+) on the season. Lol.

Mike Tauchman is the greatest player of all time

Good stuff on Mervis here:

Highlights, ranked by originating sport:

1. Soccer
2. Football
3. Baseball
4. Basketball
5. Table Tennis

Honorable mention: ice hockey, bowling, golf

Bottom 3:

3. Marathon
2. Competitive cheerleading
1. Tour de France

Todays menu:

Breakfast: two farm fresh eggs sunny side up, 3 pieces of Reams bacon, toasted Rye bread from Wolf’s (Evergreen Park)

Lunch: Reams beer brat, onion and pepper, provolone, Rosens French roll

Dinner: steak & arugula salad, Gorgonzola crumbles, house vinaigrette

Summer sausage is delightful. I'm eating some right now

Sausages ranked:

1. Bratwurst
2. Polish
3. Italian
4. Vienna dog
5. Andouille

Power Ranking The Wild Animals That Co-Inhabit Your Sprawling Rural Property
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I would rather watch every pitch of every White Sox home game from the last row of 558, alone and without food/beverage, for the rest of the year than take one look at, much less one bite, of this complete and utter disaster 0.6

Nico Hoerner is 12-28 this week with 5 extra base hits. We talked a lot about his approach this week. He was just waiting to break out. One of the best 2nd basemen in the world leading off for the Cubs

If you’re not cheering for Kyle Hendricks today then you suck and I hate your guts. This is a career legacy start. Urgency is way higher than anyone realizes. We need The Professor on this staff and we need it now

Question for gamers. Is there software or an app for a computer that enables you to play old games from N64 and PS2 against other people? Like can I get a random 4 man Mario Kart or does it need to be from an actual gaming system?

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Return of 6-THE EXPERTS as Francesca, PFT Commenter, & @bfw take on 14-FLUX’s TJ, two bird carl, & Joey Camasta in The Dozen Trivia League!

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