Brand new picture books for my library! Can I just say that Buffalo Fluffalo by Bess Kalb had me laughing out loud!!!

I miss this website there are so many dumb jokes I think about saying to you but i don't. Do you still see this? Am I shouting into a void?

The human mind cannot comprehend number of people who turned down this hosting gig.

Eek!!!! So excited to pick up these new releases from Anderson's Bookshops today! Dev Petty Mike Boldt Ame Dyckman✨ Elio Bess Kalb

Northeast readers, listen up! 👂 Author Bess Kalb is going on tour for her new picture book, BUFFALO FLUFFALO, and you're invited!

Mark your calendar and join us for the first storytime event at Books Are Magic in Brooklyn this Saturday: bit.ly/Fluffalo-Story…

COMING ON HERE TO SAY MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! Read it before Moms for Liberty bans it for teaching empathy and kindness to children! (also it rhymes) penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706809/b…

It’s the holiday season & the perfect time to share a sneak peek into the funfilled, heartwarming & charming story, BUFFALO FLUFFALO! A darling #picturebook coming out in January 2024 that you & your kids are sure to love! Full of silly rhymes & lovable characters, BUFFALO

The world is hell but instead of 'thankfully,' my four-year-old kid says 'phewfully,' as in 'I fell down but phewfully it didn't hurt.'

I hope you've enjoyed my tweets over the years! If you would like to read my jokes and ideas I am on Instagram at bessbellkalb and substack at besskalb.substack.com

Just found out that Bess Kalb has a children’s book coming out and I don’t even have kids but I can’t wait to read it…to my dog I guess. She likes books. You can preorder it here: penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706809/b…

Well, we gave it a try, but it looks like a handful of notes app screenshots on social media didn’t solve the current global crisis! We will try again next time!!!