Bill Maher (@billmaher )

Bill Maher

Bio The Official Bill Maher Twitter
Location Los Angeles
Tweets 4,6K
Followers 11,0M
Following 39
Account created 29-01-2009 05:19:44
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Twitter Web App : Happy Memorial Day! Try to remember 'paying the ultimate price' doesn't just mean shopping at Whole Foods. And bullshit on "We're all in it together" - half the country has been in bathrobes ordering Grubhub and the other half has been delivering it.

Twitter Web App : I want to appeal to people to not be afraid of these guys with the guns. I went to high school with them. I know them. They want to kill Bambi. That’s their idea of a real fight.

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Twitter Media Studio : The #Obamagate scandal is already losing steam. It seems to lack that one crucial ingredient a scandal needs: an allegation.

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Twitter Media Studio : This weekend, be a hero and go out to an actual store and patronize some other business besides Amazon, and let’s see if we can’t get America back on its feet again. #AmazonDeathStar #SaveTheAmericanDream

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Twitter Media Studio : The liberal media and Liberal Party is doing exactly what the
Republicans want for us to go down the rabbit hole of Joe Biden sex monster. #BelieveWomen should always have been #TakeAccusationsSeriously

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Twitter Media Studio : Trump went to the #LincolnMemorial to have a Fox News town hall and complained that hed been treated worse than Lincoln. I guess being shot in the head is not as bad as having Joe Scarborough up your ass. #WhinyLittleBitch

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Twitter Web App : Boy do I not care if Kim Jong Un is not dead. Or dead. Or its a body double. They said it was a big deal when we hadn't seen him, but we never saw him. The month when we hadn't seen him was the most I'd ever seen him.

Twitter Web App : Former AG Eric Holder on Donald J. Trump:

I’m really worried about what happens between November, his defeat, and when he actually leaves office in January... He’ll still have presidential power. God only knows how he’ll use it.

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Twitter Web App : Reading about the bailouts...isn't it great that when there's a financial crisis, the parties always set aside their differences and rush into action to save the wealthiest. Corona will go away, but there's no cure for Deja Vu.

Twitter Web App : Finally got out today cuz I was feeling nostalgic, drove really slow on the 405 and pretended I was stuck in traffic. Although that might just be the Spray n Wash talking.

Twitter Media Studio : I worry that the past two months of quarantine have given people the idea that the way for humans to win our million-year war with microbes is to avoid them completely, and I’m here to tell you: you can’t.

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Twitter Media Studio : Trump said, “how about drinking, disinfectant?” And his voters have been calling poison control centers to ask if it’s okay. They’re not the #deplorables. They’re the #unbleachables. #DisinfectantDonnie

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Twitter Web App : There’s really more than one way for this situation to hurt people, or even kill them...and there’s more than one way to protect people and save them.

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