I’m voting for the candidate who doesn’t think Hannibal Lecter is someone to be looked up to.

Instead of the Republican Party’s Federal Registry of Pregnant Women, how about a Federal Registry of Domestic Abusers?

The MOMS Act is a GOP ploy to pretend they’ve softened their extreme views on abortion in a critical election year. To have a senator from a state with a near total abortion ban introduce the bill is fitting for a party that is completely out of touch with everyday Americans. 2/7

Okay. I want this tattoo.

The #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica hashtag is spelled wrong. It’s supposed to be #TRUMP2024ToDestroyAmerica . Now back to your regularly scheduled cesspool wallowing.

Bad news for Fox is great news for America.

Kristi Noem: “I bragged about killing a puppy and a goat, and I lied about meeting Kim Jong Un!”

Katie Britt: “Hold my crucifix pendant.”

Welcome foolish mortals.🔥

As promised, it's time to celebrate. Please join in the fun tonight by making a grand entrance with your attire, or drop a song for our devil's playlist. And most importantly, let me know what you're having. I'll be serving cocktails to thank you. 🖤

Tens of thousands of Israelis took to the streets in Tel Aviv today to call for Netanyahu’s ouster.

Next time you want to blame all Israelis or Jews around the world, maybe do some research first.

For my 50th birthday this Tuesday I would like to reach 50,000 followers.

If you are a tiny blue dot, in a big red state, then we should definitely be following each other.

Here's the thing. If your party candidates are proud to tell stories about killing animals and meeting dictators, maybe you should find yourself a new party.

It's a scientific fact that people who follow MM live longer than those who don't.
Follow her and grow old with us! 😁

Katie Britt wants the government to track pregnancies.
Well, if Brave New World, 1984 and The Handmaid’s Tale had a baby it would be Project 2025 and that’s the only pregnancy we should be tracking.

OK, we're doing this

IF you're a celebrity who abandoned Biden over the actions of ANOTHER COUNTRY but think it's okay to leave a rapist in charge of this one, you're an idiot.

Finally, the bipartisanship we can all agree with.

Katie Britt thinks pregnant women and mothers need to be tracked by the government.

What’s next?
Taking children away to live in gop controlled “boarding schools”?
The gov forcing Women to make as many babies as possible?

No, Katie. Screw you. Stay the hell out of my womb.
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MAGA douche discovers he’s an illegal immigrant. wsvn.com/news/local/flo…

What’s something you like about yourself?

𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  I think Lawrence O'Donnell's masterful segment last night, attached but 22+ mins, is making the rounds. Worthy of a listen.
youtube.com/watch?v=TBJndk…