Principal Woodsy is actually such a vibe tbh .. what a sass queen .. #HeartbreakHighS2

Watching #HeartbreakHigh and I'm so obsessed with Darren they're such a girl's girl <3

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Penny Lido ✨ flaggETERNAL42 I loved how you said you actually went to do the quiz first so if you can do it, it’s a walk in the park for them hahaha
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Category for today was THE HOBBIT!!
Not me shouting the answers too from my end of the dial 😂
Congratulations flaggETERNAL42 lmao at Acid Reflex 💀
Tough luck to Tifa
Penny Lido ✨ & crew thanks for the laugh this morning 🤣

#fm96 #breakfastshow

Every time I watch #Obsessed , I’m convinced that Beyoncé and Idris Elba should’ve ended up together 😭 Every. Damn. Time.

BRB need to go fight with my husband over a waterfall and why he still hasn’t taken me to it yet 🫰🏾

Theres this dude I was “talking” to, we were on ft & I was braiding my hair

Him: Why do you do your own braids? Just go to the salon, save time
Me: Do you have a spare $100 for my braids?
Him: Aaacaaaiiiitaaa $100?!
Me: Yeah boci so if you broke like me STFU cause this is free😂

Just because I said that about me doesn’t mean YOU can. Idk you like that!

Retrieved a sick baby from one of our maritime stations. Otw back we stopped by a remote village to adjust our IV line. A small crowd of kids gathers. Out of the blue I hear a kid yelling out 'Dr [my name]!!'

' emudrau vei'ilai? '

The child: ' ioooo o 'oya noqu fren! '
😂😂

Is there anything worse than unwanted physical touch from a stranger? Especially after you’ve made it clear you don’t want to be touched? I hate people who can’t respect boundaries. Get off my fucking DICK!!!!!! I don’t give a fuck if ur just being friendly FUCK OFF

He really was a great father to all of them

Man Saves His Wife From Getting Punched In The Face

This is the 'Blood Eagle,' a torture method used by the Vikings, displayed at the Museum of Medieval Tortures. It involved making incisions on the condemned person's back, separating the ribs from the spine, and spreading the lungs to resemble the wings of an eagle.

Michael Jackson exposing Sony Music

she got cooked

A friend posted this on their story 💀💀🤣🤣😭

Why cant some people get hints 💀

'Life is so hard,' she says as she scrambles to look for a Type C charger for her iPhone 15 pro max

I would’ve been so mad 😭

LMAO AINT NO WAY😭😭😭