WHO DID THIS?!!?

Dogs copped?

😢😢😢

He's being held in the penne-tentiary.

Don’t forget the free kittens for all!

Amazing

Reddit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a 'loveable rogue' or ' No Angel but he had a heart of gold' was actually an absolute cunt.

Do all the best performing private schools have complete bans on smartphones?

This is two orders of magnitude out. The homicide rate in London is 1.27 per 100k not 127.

>Historic British company wins huge government contract to deploy vast amounts of groundbreaking new technology
>Will provide clean energy to protect the living standards of citizens and the environment
>It’s in Poland

George Galloway announces former UKIP/Conservative politician Amjad Bashir is standing for him at the election…

Good idea to increase the mandatory minimum 6 month sentence. Probably worthwhile to increase funding for Police, Courts, Prisons and the criminal justice system generally so as to catch, prosecute and imprison more offenders and more quickly. Oh. sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/magis…

Pretty hard to go job hunting or increase your hours so as to stop claiming benefits if you’ve been sent out to clean the streets.

At least he’ll be able to provide his own spin.

Ah, Reform Ltd, that famously member driven organisation!

If there was a causal relationship here, I'd have joined Hamas at university.

I bet Russell Brand got Calvin Robinson to baptise him.

Agree with Robert Colvile that we should have a proper discussion about migration, and to do so requires facts - so let’s start with some…

This is also how Eastenders and Coronation Street work.