POV: You're a loose blueberry on my kitchen floor

Why is there a porta potty on my property?

DIFFICULTY MAN’S VACATION
(by me and Brendan O'Hare)

Full video here: youtube.com/watch?v=9j0ZyN…

The incredible LIVE, LAUGH, KIDNAP is out today. I was lucky enough to spend my pandemic watching the genius Gabby Noone write this hilarious, heartfelt, brilliant book. She is a special author & we are lucky to be alive during the time where she has computer access. BUY NOW!

I HAVE BEGUN LITTERING

Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=EUSMyp…

2022 will be the year I start LITTERING!

.@realdonaldtrump

I would like to formally extend a helping hand to all up and coming generations

Wow

The COVID vaccine actually tasted pretty good

Once A Year I Drive Down To The Beach And Smoke A Cigar

I Found It

[Biden finds left behind Barron Trump wandering the White House halls] Hey man

Telling everyone I got the covid vaccine and them instantly knowing I'm lying because I keep saying 'It actually tasted pretty good'

Thank you Podcast Review for naming This Is Branchburg as one of the ten best podcasts of the year... 2020 will forever be known as THE YEAR OF BRANCHBURG! podcastreview.org/list/best-podc…

Hey Apple THIS is what people want

RT if you think the Food Network’s logo should be a mint YEAR ROUND!

I had a very nice chat with Brendan O'Hare and cory snearowski about This Is Branchburg. give the pod a listen if you haven't, it will soothingly warp your brain. vice.com/en/article/93w…