r!de it slowly so he doesn’t go into cardiac arrest

when i say i want to “go out” i never mean clubs i mean a little candle-lit wine bar

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

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somebody swaddle me

saltburn had me jealous of a grave

christina 🍒

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

andy just said benny is built like ferdinand 😭😭😭

a customer just told me I tilt my head like a dog ??? like okay?😭

nothing would make me happier

I think a couple wine tasting would fix all my problems right now

whenever I think about the time I went roller skating I want to crawl into a hole and die

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i wanna be coke head Jenny for halloween

had to block my mom on tiktok bc she asked why I reposted a thirst edit of Taylor’s backup dancer and when the last time I went to mass was

my patient today didn’t know who I was, where he was, or what year it was but he said I was pretty and that’s all that matters 😌😌