Where are you Christmas? Why can't I find you?

For those in the back.....
It goes over your nose.
It goes over your nose.
It goes over your nose.
It goes over your nose.
It gives over your fucking nose.
IT. GOES. OVER. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. NOSE.

Fuck off.
Sorry!! I mean, Good Morning.

Whoever said 'diamonds' are a girl's best friend completely misspelled 'vibrators.'

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Perks of wearing a mask that are not related to the obvious reasons of staying alive:
1.Nobody can tell if I am smiling or not.
2. You can pretend not to recognize people you know.
3. No one can see you mouthing the ancient forest witche's curse that turns people into stone.

For the Christmas party Mark said, 'don't forget the fucking cookies.'

When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A gangster motherfucking unicorn

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Can someone tell me why we were taught to fear the witches and not those who burned them alive.

My favorite holiday song is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer because it speaks the truth about how people are assholes until they need something from you.

Calabria, Italy by sunset.
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I'm going to school here in Italy to improve my Italian so I can communicate better but sometimes I rely on Google Translate. This morning I was trying to tell a friend that I washed my white raincoat and Google told him this, 'I washed my white wrinkle.' I'm fucking using this.

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Am I the only one who has noticed how many nice things Barbie has for a woman whose knees don't bend?

Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge.

I dusted my house in Italy 2 days ago. It came back. I'm not falling for that again

I am back. Been off for a while because I have been working on my TEFL degree so I can teach English to all these Italians. I am absolutely loving my new life in Southern Italy. I took these photos on November 12 while out for my morning walk. I will not miss the snow.