For all The Labour Party’s obvious shortcomings, non-policies, fence-sitting and open-goal misses (brexit!!!) — this alone should be worth your vote.

UPDATE: after awarding the no-bid £600b contract to a newly formed company with assets of a mini-digger and 3 shovels, owned by a Tory donor, due to an unexpected budget shortfall the plan has been scaled back to a bi-weekly ferry service using a second-hand tugboat.

'Having already deliverd 40 imaginary hospitals, 2 imaginary bridges, & 1 imaginary airport under my predecessors, I can announce at #CPC23 we r now cancelling an imaginary high speed rail extension so that we can fund 7 smaller imaginary rail lines & 76 imaginary road schemes'😀

Sooooo many pro-Tesla propaganda posts in my Twitter timeline. Musk has to pump the stock somehow I guess…

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

Rupert Murdoch wrote the following to his staff today:

“Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Most of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather than pursuing the truth.”

You couldn’t make it up.

“The plan to ban pork pies and Yorkshire pudding? Stopped.”

Imagine starting an interview in which you explicitly slow action to stop climate change by saying you are not slowing action to stop climate change.

This is a really misleading headline ⁦BBC⁩ ⁦BBCNews⁩ — it’s a delay on banning on NEW petrol car SALES. Nobody is taking away your petrol car. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

How the outside world sees us. An exclusive report from the Papua New Guinea Courier.

As Sunak confirms he's delaying EV target from 2030 to 2035 in line with the EU, worth re-upping this: the whole point of 2030 was to *beat the EU* in attracting investment.

The best one yet!

Brexit fire sale:

Well this is INCREDIBLY awkward

This seems fine.

independent.co.uk/life-style/roy…

Also, if you consider all of the materials *ever* needed for the renewable energy transition, it’s less than one year’s mining for fossil fuels. And 75% of that is steel.

Renewables and batteries use far, far less materials than fossil fuels. Period.

Want to know why a country that has enough rain is so often short of water? Greed enabled by weak, ineffectual and complicit regulation. Yet another reason to be furious, I’m afraid, in today’s FT. ft.com/content/19caeb…

🚨 BREAKING: “Shut up. Everything is fine” according to a statement made earlier by a group of billionaires.

👀 Watch this #BrokenNews update for more details: