Two Kids turn to drugs, with their Nanny, in rebellion against their absent Parents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Great night The Federal NoHo presenting #DougMcBride #shortfiction . Doug is a #champion for The Young Center working for #immigrantchildren . Donate text “donateyc20121” to help these kids during these #desparatedays . Colin Conrad Paul Lasa Holger Moncada, Jr. #broshow #spokenword

Gone to lunch.

Life is like a puzzle. If you give yourself time, and you'll find that each piece fits right where it should be....

Fitbit is the new Live Strong band. I feel cool wearing one, but I'm getting really tired of knowing how fat I'm staying.

The early bird gets the worm. But what does the early worm get? Death?! - Don’t be afraid to sleep in, it might just save your life. #more #foodforthought #alwayshungry

You know how on Christmas Eve there’s a Santa Tracker app for when different people around the world are getting presents? So if there was a #Valentine 's Day App tracker, would it just track when people around the world start to bang? #foodforthought

....Then, at the end, you'll have a beautiful $20 piece of decorated cardboard in front of you! #PuzzlingLife #puzzles #LifeThoughts

To the tune of “Don’t Stop Me Now” #Queen #CatzBop

#runthrough for #DougMcBride Living the Dream and other stories, great #broshow #nontoxicmasculinity #shortstory #spokenword . 👏 colintheconrad lasapaul Holger Moncada, Jr. ! Join us tomorrow thefederalnoho doors 6 pm,… instagram.com/p/B0_1Qmxpabk/…

#rehearsal with colintheconrad for NewShortFiction Aug 11th presentation of Doug McBride's Living the Dream and other stories thefederalnoho. Great #broshow , get tickets newshortfictionseries.com #spokenword … instagram.com/p/B02JEy8pnn9/…

steve rowley I'm giving up paying rent for lent. I've recently become very religious, and you must respect my beliefs. Thank you, & God Bless

Todd Schrec @ToddSchrec come @ me, but don’t @ me. Yeah you might sass me, but that’ll never make me unhapp-y. Do I hear the sounds of a Twitter War, or is that the sound of my sleeves I just tore... #SunsOutGunsOut #That ’sAMillion$$ongRight There

Todd Schrec (Thunderous round of applause and cheers heard from all who witnessed this battle) Thank you! Thank you! Y’all make sure to click the link in my bio to our soundcloud page for more! #up &coming @chancethewrapper #sponsorship #eatfresh