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calendar_today20-12-2015 07:14:06
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6 days ago
This should be how the rest of The Simpsons goes, they just keep killing off characters until in the end there is only Homer
Claire Penis but at the end you have to watch a alex garland movie so treasure these moments
1 week ago
Comedian Asks A Crazy Question Then Goes Crazy At Da End!
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I'll put my dreams high on a shelfI'll have to learn to like myself
It is not possible for all the teams in baseball to be successful all at once.
MANDELLA EFFECT:was spongebobs town called 'Bikini Bottom' or 'Spongebob World'
Blew out by chakras w/ energy drinks & delta 8 entering healing mode now
Thou hast snoozed and for this thou art punished with loss.
Now playing on Criterion24/7 ❤️ criterionchannel.com/videos/criteri…
Sorry for being how I am!
(discussing what to get for dinner) Im in the mood for something veteran owned
🎶This is mouse control to major tom, 🎶
I’m gay I swear!
If you’ll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal
Red Hot Ball of Nickel vs. Joe Biden
any passover discounts from my onlyfans girlies? 👀👀
Why is perfume so expensive it’s just scented water
Wishing a very happy birthday to genius filth maestro himself, John Waters! 💋 🎞️ 💜
About to get high af on magnesium