Had camera down my throat, saw what my vocal cords look like. I now have to deal with the fact that shit is inside me forever, and always has been.

No picture, because I refuse to show the horror. So here’s a picture from major motion picture Madame Web.

0/10 do not recommend.

Book 8 is on the go while Book 7 is with my agent and Book 6 is out on submission.

It’s a science-fiction/crime standalone and will hopefully be fairly short!

Winnie and Toony

Day 2 of audience takeover week!

To be clear, Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge did not star in The Bill at any point 👮‍♂️

Can’t remember the last time I went to the cinema and someone wasn’t talking/on their phone during the film

It’s done!! Draft 1 is complete!

This was the book I was never going to write. It was the one I was going to tell people about, but never actually do because it was way too complicated and long. My white whale.

And now I’ve actually written it!

Time to dive in…. #book #CrimeFiction #BooksWorthReading

Crime/Sci-Fi/Horror still going. Thank God it’s nearly finished though…

A book of secrets…

The River Man by RB Croft is on Audible now.

Out today! Dream project, with a dream narrator, and a dream team behind it.

The River Man is always - ALWAYS - watching.

Happy publication day to Stu Turton! My copy just arrived and I cannot wait to start!

Time to stop farting around and finish my 240k+ behemoth I think.

My review of last nights wonderful Crime Central is up in the link below. Manchester Libraries Rob Parker Guy Hale Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge Caroline England AKA CE Rose author

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What a belting start to the Crime Central year! Incredible turnout, mega guests (thanks Guy Hale and Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge!), and super discussion. Roll on the next one on April 30th with Effie Merryl (F.E. Birch), Jude/Judith O'Reilly and Charlotte Vassell 👒🔪 ☠️!

Crime Central Rob Parker Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge Manchester Libraries Thanks to Rob Parker, the Manchester Central Library and everyone that came along last night. It was great fun. It was great to hear about Chris's new opus, apparently its going to be a trilogy, a quartet or maybe a sextet! Forestry Commission or planting trees in readiness!

Such a great time at Crime Central last night! Lovely to see everyone and meet new people!

Thank you everyone for coming tonight to see Rob Parker chat with Guy Hale and Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge - you were a brilliant audience!

Hurrah!! Crime Central has returned. Huge thanks to the wonderful audience, Rob Parker, Guy Hale, Chris ‘Chris McGeorge’ McGeorge and BlackwellsManchester.

TONIGHT!

If you are joining us this evening we are very excited to see you there.