Pens have never misspelled a single word. Take the gun and he could have used a homemade explosive. You guys always miss the point that evil exist and by taking away my right to self-preserve against evil's inevitability, you promote evil in the name of virtue.

Will that fatty fit past the post in front of the escalator?

Inspection checks out.

Carry on.

So that's what this pan is for.

Can't,

Tacos and relaxing at the neighbors!

Brilliant!

Not controversial.

Not even an opinion.

This is fact!

Thunderchunky,

Why don't you ever answer the phone when I call? I've had that number for 7 years...

I take payment in Bitcoin.

Nice!

Relatively at least.

My spirit animal

There’s a Guy sitting on a fence between heaven and hell

Can’t choose which way to go

God gets fed up and walks away after a while, Devil walks away too

Devil comes back and tells the man to come with him to hell

Man: “I didn’t choose which side”

Devil: “The fence is mine”

Do be poor

Because it's beautiful 😍

Daywalker Bob Spooky | Resurrected Microdosing meth to focus in class

Queso,

Why are you rubbing my earlobe?

Commas be damned.

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