ok just kidding apparently you're not supposed to theragun your neck

the literary it girl is getting woman'ed :////

Wish I could be there to read mine 💔 guess you’ll just have to guess which one it was…

guys im so sorry but this sold out literally between me posting this on IG and then getting a snack and then coming to Twitter..... but as my least favorite DJ ex always said.... you can always waitlist babe eventbrite.com/e/substack-pre…

if you wrote this (the Hate Read upon which all Hate Reads were founded) can you just DM me and tell me......i just want to know.... i won't tell anyone web.archive.org/web/2023060310…

What if I became a literary it girl?

this is the Hate Read idea I thought of approximately two minutes after submitting my actual Hate Read

chloe omg why was Lorde catching strays

Have very much enjoyed the Hate Reads Discourses, mostly bangers whether you're a certified Hater or not

i appreciate the haterdom that went into this piece but my eyes glazed over halfway through... i think we need to get up a campaign for girls to just start being Fucking Weird instead of staking out a claim on the cool-girl coordinate system explicated here

i think this is perhaps what i'm picturing. possibly there is a 3rd dimension as yet untheorized. anyway tag yourselves

$335 for a BATHROOM trash can?? like not even the main event???

I need an I 🤍 HATE READ shirt

had a dream i wrote a Hate Read for delia and it got everyone on here sooooo mad… but i can’t remember what it was about 😭

have never BCCd this carefully in my life

okay so there will be two more of these. banger tomorrow banger friday and then we cool the jets

a curious grouping at the opening night screening of CHALLENGERS…

we could be married and writing critically acclaimed relationship dramas that explore the intimacies of love and lust under the same roof, curating our own chic cinematic universe about love triangles, but you want to play games and leave cryptic flame emojis under my posts smh.