They will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too.

baby mart plays scary maze game

slide 1 are my death feigning beetles, Tobias, Michael, Steve Holt, Lucille, and (there are three others elsewhere in the tank)

slide 2 is my Asian forest scorpion, Mr. Ricky Frickley Tikki Tavi *clanging sound* Fahrenheit III

they are all very cool and well behaved

dude why is it that every time i log on here it’s some random drama with people who have nothing to do with me anywhere here’s my pet rainbow stag beetle his name is Arpeggi

the doc

he obtains a train set

the unseen pursuer when you’re running very very slowly in your dreams

some guy was bothering me in work at a pizza place so i carved his stupid fucking roblox avatar into a parsnip so my fish could eat him

i need this guy to do a really normal and kind character who recounts an interaction with one of his insane ones. “Today a target employee tried to absolve me of my sins by burning down my house. Here’s how we can look at this positively.”

literally thank god people are acknowledging how obnoxious this is. im not saying the individual people who say these things are obnoxious, but it’s just the sheer amount. a genuine comment feels like a diamond in the rough, so I thank those of you who go actually take the time

father fester

what each pikmin would do if they were pulled over while driving - a thread 🧵✨️

site to order for those who missed the petition + funny ad coming soon. does contain hazardous properties but they’re nothing a glass of water and a good night’s sleep can’t fix

oh my glob this is happening

me opening up my art notifs knowing damn well the 100+ comments just say “hear me out” or “smash”