Duchess Goldblatt I reloaded this app on my phone just to say: I hope you enjoyed our visit as much as I did!

I know you miss me. I can feel it. I'm with you always. Heaven and Lucy Carson know I'm making you something beautiful.

Morning book, morning latte in my Duchess Goldblatt mug from Bud Simpson, morning Phoebe. Not pictured: my pajamas & bedhead, or the house sparrow chirping his heart out on my roof. Happy early Sunday from here. x M

Introduced Duchess Goldblatt to my girlfriend.

“Delightful!” - Duchess Goldblatt

Don't miss Elizabeth Winkler's irresistible work of literary detection, available 5/9:
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I've been collecting all the memories you leave behind and making them into cat toys. I knew you wouldn't mind.

A blurb from Duchess Goldblatt herself!!!

Greetings ⁦Duchess Goldblatt⁩ from Vancouver Island in Canada! Our bookclub, (5/8 pals pictured here), more than enchanted with your ‘Becoming Duchess Goldblatt’ novel. We R close friends, & loved your inspiring messages & wit. I’m the only 1 on Twitter; hence fascinating.

Y'all, Lyle Lovett has a big presale going on right now for summer shows WITH the Large Band.
Go there to avoid Ticketmaster fees & to get really good seats before the general public. Don't wait for it to be sold out this time.
Make sure to register 1st
tour.lylelovett.com

Make sure you're not too prolific. You could be taking words and punctuation away from someone more needy.

I was hoping, after seeing only the poster, that this might be based on Richard Russo's STRAIGHT MAN. I am now doubly prepared to be delighted. Diedrich Bader

I got to meet Duchess Goldblatt today!!! It was very exciting.

I do apologize for getting your pie confiscated on the way in.

Had some lovely pie @ladybirddiner in Lawrence, Kansas with Duchess Goldblatt today. It was an honor, and very good pie!!!

Dropped in on Duchess Goldblatt today:

None of this went sideways until people started turning their backs on carbs.

Good morning, crumb cakes. I hope you're all finding new ways to use your powers for good.

I don't care what the kids on TikTok are telling you. Don't try holding the whole alphabet in your mouth at bedtime. It's a choking hazard.

instagram.com/p/Co-NoccOCnS/… Prayers have been heard and answered.

The blue whales are visiting Crooked Path today. Their migration patterns here are sporadic, unpredictable. Sometimes they just miss me.