🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Our original BATTLE FORMAT is back for the next recording Backyard Comedy Club on February 28th

EARLY BIRD TICKETS: designmynight.com/london/bars/be…

Joke Thieves is the live comedy show where comedians perform their own jokes & then each other’s

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(Loudly) look at this place that has fucked up

Lepanto Institute THE CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN 🇻🇦🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬 HE LITERALLY COMMUNICATES DIRECTLY WITH GOD U LOSER

Doing a show this Sunday Camden Comedy Club with comedy big dogs HERO COMPLEX OUT MONDAY Ed Mulvey and UK top comedy champion Peter Bazely! It’s gonna be dope! Tickets here: dice.fm/event/2655m-4-…

Sunday 22nd Oct - 8:30pm

4 half hour shows at Camden Comedy Club

With me, Peter Bazely, Adam Greene and Patrick Brusnahan

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Interviewer - 'Can you explain this gap in your CV?'

Me - 'That was when I carried you'

Kiri Pr'chard-McLean BBC Radio Wales My home town of Littleborough has the monkey's grave by the library in the park, which used to be an old stately home. We'd put flowers on it as kids.
A historian said that it's not a monkey buried there, it's a dog. But we all told them to shut their whore mouth. Is a monkey.

Comedy Under Siege is back on Wednesday with another free night of unkempt comedy all fronted by the 'Genocidal Liberal' himself Ashley Haden with the brilliant acts Nathan Cassidy Richard Todd romina puma Ed Mulvey and Bob 'Walshy' Walsh. eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-under…

Doing a totes rad gig with Peter Bazely Comedian HERO COMPLEX OUT MONDAY and Ed Mulvey Camden Comedy Club tonight! Don’t even think about missing it link.dice.fm/VCrrnpItFBb

Brilliant newcomer Ed Mulvey 'Savvy, sarcastic material' - Steve Bennett, Chortle is making his first appearance at Comedy Under Siege on Wednesday so come and enjoy the free comedy night and watch comedy as it should be seen.

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Monday Club
5 June 7pm

Just £3:
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Richard Todd, Spring Day, Bas Rahman, Oh Standfast, Tom Redman, Russell Arathoon, Ed Mulvey, Ginnia Cheng, JB Carter, Dick Denham, Sarah Roberts, Matt Smith & MC Tony Dunn

Museum of Comedy
Bloomsbury Way
WC1A 2SR

If you're struggling to name your first pet, just take the name you did porn under and subtract the street you grew up on.

If You Laugh More The Show Will Get Better

Tickets: brightonfringefest.co.uk/show.aspx?Show…

Brighton Fringe
20th to 23rd May - 8:30pm

Brighton Fringe
#standup comedy #standup

Some serious loot being unlocked by Charles here. Seems to be going for some kind mage build, but the sword let's you know he's keeping his melee stat up

Not seen it, so maybe it is awful, but for every review of the Super Mario movie by a tired critic who hates video games and kids films, a ponderous arthouse awards-bait film about sad people staring at one another needs to be reviewed by a 9-year-old full of Haribo star mix.

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

I'm great at fly-tipping. Thinking of moving on to cows.

fact of the day :)