Elliott Downing If I see several laugh emojis in a row, I assume they are rage crying and flailing their arms like Kermit the Frog.

Whenever I see more than two distinct emojis in a row, I just read them as 'some emojis' and hope the person didn't spend too much time picking them out

'Still punk as fuck' I whisper, after getting excited for a new dish sponge

Presumably there's a kitten down in that hole.

Elliott Downing Ladies call him The Dessicant, and it’s not just because he’s bad to swallow.

AI assistants are great because sometimes it's hard to find a person who will Google things badly for me, then lie to me about it while telling me how much they like me.

With Marjorie Taylor Greene in open war against Mike Johnson, Republicans turning against Kristi Noem, and Elon Musk feuding bitterly with OpenAI, this has been a deeply concerning couple of weeks. Laughing while eating popcorn can be a serious choking hazard.

proud of myself for the spring allergies i have developed as an adult <3 it's never too late for ur body to reject nature <3

Henceforth, I will never not think this when I see or hear Vivek Ramaswamy. This is now canon in the Ramaswamyverse.

Furthermore:
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This is gonna be a wild-ass leap, I know, but maybe being the great-grandchild of Holocaust survivors *doesn't* confer eternal, unquestionable, irrevocable moral legitimacy upon you and your every action. Especially when you're a genocidal fuckhead.