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I am the real Fake Joe Biden. Accept no fake Fake Joe Biden substitutes. #Resist πŸ˜ŽπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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calendar_today18-05-2020 18:53:47

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Let’s be very clear about this. David Pecker belongs in prison or at the end of a rope. He got immunity for his testimony. But he did cheat at a presidential election to install Trump as POTUS. That man is lucky to be alive. IMHO.

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Yes. It’s true. Michael Cohen is a complete and total piece of shit. I hate that fucker with the white hot fire of a thousand suns.

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In Washington State, the Republican candidate for governor, Semi Bird, plead guilty in 1993 to bank fraud for using his father’s name and social security number as his own on a credit application. I’m not kidding.

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Cops, assault peaceful protesters at your own peril. It’s on video. You’re easy to identify. If it was me you assaulted, I’d get revenge on you and your family or die trying. I’m just saying. I’d watch who I was assaulting, if I was you.

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Everyone in the fake elector scheme got indicted except Trump? And we are arguing over whether or not he has immunity? Seems like he’s already got it, in that case.

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I take it none of the students had an AR-15? Because if they had one, Texas cops would stay away. We know that much about Texas cops.

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I hate Trump for the same reason I hate the National Inquirer. It’s because they are fraudulent, tawdry and disgusting. That’s their chief defining characteristics. Trump and the National Inquirer are fraudulent, tawdry and disgusting.

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I’m tryin not to make any jokes about David Pecker but it’s hard. It’s like really, really hard.

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I’m no lawyer but I do believe a gag order means if you fart in court and make everyone gag then you go to jail. Habeus flatus, is the legal term.

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According to ESPN Jayden Daniels is going number two over all. Idk about you but I don’t want anyone going number two over me. Not trying to kink shame anyone. It’s just a matter of personal preference.

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Breaking: In a shocking turn of events, judge rules Trump violated gag order and so we are doing away with gag orders entirely because who needs β€˜em, amiright? Pip pip. Cheerio. Rule of law and all that.

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All 88 felony counts are wrong? Ok. But… let’s proceed with the court cases just on the off chance he’s guilty of at least one of them.

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