SWM seeks FEMALE with lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Was thinking about pressure sensitive land mines and needing a squad of ninja installers so I said “my connection got weird, could you repeat that?”

SWM seeks FEMALE with lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

I hope folks listen to the smart qualified lady this time.

Never forget: Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you.

I was briefly a frood who’d misplaced his towel. I found it. Ready for adventure.

1. Never start a land war in Asia.
2. Don’t play dis tracks with Kendrick.

larryagross I think therefore I complicate.

Katy Tur: “I don’t think anyone could accuse me of that.”

BITCH, PLEASE.

“I support the 1st amendment but not the way it’s written, that’s inconvenient.” - People showing their ass hoping fascism thinks they’re too cute for the camps.

Ooh, sexy, you have a podcast?

Don’t tug on Superman’s cape for tick-tock, you fool.

Now #Project2025 is being more exposed we need to educate everyone.

Take a few minutes to educate yourself on this danger of Project 2025⬇️

When they shot Old Yeller all the children cried, except one. Kristi Noam is a sick twist, I tell ya. Sick in the head.

Is there an acronym like NIMBY for when people like the 1st Amendment but not at their Alma Mater? C-U-Next-Tuesday Is already taken.

I support the first amendment but James Madison couldn’t have imagined how much drum circles would suck.

“Where do I see myself in 5 years?” — I‘d like to master THEY LIVE technology and turn existing advertisements into subliminal HOPE, Peace, and Venmo Jay Friedman messages. I think I could change the world and make crazy bank doing that.

Hey yous, momento mori, so do tha thing.

The new Pearl Jam feels like Pearl Jam. I will investigate.

Scenario: SCOTUS says POTUS has immunity. Biden says cool, and has them killed. I’ll bet cash money the next SCOTUS is going to reverse that ruling, “No POTUS immunity exists,” they would opine.