So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through #Swiggy . In the order details I mentioned “Please mention if the cake contains egg”. I am speechless after receiving the order 👇🏼

I feel helpless. Papa has been stranded in the DXB airport since Sunday with 23 others. There is a couple who is 75 and 73 years old. Airpots are breeding grounds@for the virus. I am begging the Indian and UAE Govt. to take some action pls Randhir Jaiswal Dr. S. Jaishankar (Modi Ka Parivar)

Catch the Nominations for the first ever #CriticsChoiceShortFilmAwards in the #BlueRoom . #CatchTheShortys pscp.tv/w/btT-TDFYSlFr…

Interesting song - youtube.com/watch?v=b68CLe…

Ivan-aanu-vic! #ivanovic # chelsea #mallu #pun

Democracy, as someone said, is based on the premise that a large mass of individually stupid people can collectively take the best decisions

#IamSoJoblessThat i actually go around physically following all the people i follow on twitter.

#ImJustPakaoedBecause i cant come up with anything interesting to win this contest.

Kim K has been sold to Arsenal?? Single most imp piece of business ever by #wenger . Personal or professional. #arsenal #allthekims

Maybe faster wifi in the parliament for quicker porn buffering too ? #flyingmaharajas

NDTV
NASA's 3D printer makes pizzas for astronauts
ndtv.com/article/offbea… ASTRONAUTS HAVE ALL THE FUN. DAMMIT.

HAZARDOUS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! Back within touching distance. #chelsea #cheliv #hazard #stamfordbridge

India wants change. It's AAParent. #aamaadmiparty #revolutionary #times #sandsofchange

India goes to Mars?! Frantically searching for tickets on #redbus . #whatistherocketsmileageyaar ?

Hey y'all! Here's my bbm pin cos apparently whatsapp facebook twitter, wechat pigeons& handshakes just arent enough. #newworld #social #sigh

Don't judge a man by his 1st email id. Having said that, i think [email protected] is still quite trendy.