That blackout in Clapton was scary! Even mobile data didn’t work. Makes me want to get a landline.

Great British Menu always has certain trends and this year it’s XO, which I’ve just learned is an ingredient from Hong Kong and not one of Elon Musk’s kids. #greatbritishmenu Great British Menu

Bill New Years Eve the science guy

The prince in ‘The Princess and the Pea’ had a genius way to find his perfect woman; ‘If she can feel one tiny pea under twenty mattresses, she’s gonna LOVE my micropenis.’

Most chefs are called Tom.

Kasae to win #MasterChefTheProfessionals

Michael Rosen is trending. Maybe Twitter is all right after all.

Are you friends with this person on Facebook? He stole £600 from me claiming to have Taylor Swift tickets he couldn’t go to. Bank/ fraud helpline/ facebook have done nothing so if you’re friends with him on Facebook- at least ask him where my tickets are as I am now blocked 🤪🤪

I’ll never not find Staind Glass with Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott laugh-out-loud funny. I’ve listened to both episodes several times and it’s never not hilarious to me.

Thanks for the shout out Andrew Ward ! Hanarahan Lucy Trodd GIANT✍️ Ryan and Phil are so excited about the possibilities for a musical set in Folkestone…Will it be sunny sands, the warren,the sauna,the harbour,payers park or somewhere else entirely…the audience decides!

I never saw Rita Ora before but just saw a clip and she is quite the single threat!

Some plants are types of grass even though they don’t look how you think grass should look. Hope you enjoyed my terf tweet.

Sick of everyone blaming everything on big farmer. Yes he’s on the larger side and he milks cows for a living but how does that make it his fault you’re addicted to opioids?!

The actors that play father and son in Vienna Blood then play each others boyfriends in Magpie Murders. If you watch alternating episodes of the two shows you can make a whole new murder show with a weird incest subplot.

My niece and nephew adore Adele and they also think the lyrics are ‘And I’ll layor shibbair’. youtu.be/zwoXVLtqOC4 💔

Two minutes until emergency alert eve!

It anyone is even remotely in the vicinity of North London, get yourselves down to see some marvellous musical improv comedy, curated by the hilarious Hanarahan.
At the Hen and Chickens, next to that gyratory bit by Highbury and Islington Station.

If you are free tonight in London and want to see some of best live comedy- treat yourself to this 👇🏻

This brilliant show is tonight at Hen and Chicks with Show Up the improvised comedy musical plus Rosie Holt giving us an exclusive taste of her new Edinburgh show! Not to be missed. Get your tickets here unrestrictedview.co.uk/show-up-specia…
Use promo IMPROV10 to get a discount!