call the ambulance… but not for me.

proof of life

when u learn it’s the final SatERNday of 2023

CEASE & DESIST. PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT.

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

good mERNing, habibis!

.FBI, please arrest this human for daring to give me a bath

good mERNing, habibis!

this lib wished me a happy birthday with one minute left to go on my actual birthday. i’ve had enough.

everyone wish Ernie a happy birthday or else…

OMG, WE’RE GOING BUH-BYE CAR! #satERNday

good mERNing!

SPOTTED: a President Ern cameo

hope your SatERNday was a treat (…which i then hope you will give to me)

once again, it’s SatERNday (feat. Gracie Princess Pony)

happy new yERN!!

SatERNday bath day habibibros.locals.com/upost/3224776/…

i want u to put the word out that SatERNday is back

POV: you accidentally dropped turkey off the table

happy thanksgiving from me, Em, Ern, Gracie, and the rest of the fam 🦃