Shrinkflation? I’ve been eating my burger now it’s this size

At one of those studio McDonald’s

Got a text from my phone company. Look at the number they give themselves. They think they are God

(5 minutes into survival situation) we should turn on each other

Just saw a guy wearing “Eclipse 2024 Volunteer” t shirt. Holy shit dude. That was you up there ?

Oh shit!! They’re doing it in French next

(Going up to someone wearing normal glasses) it’s over asshole

There should be other types of glasses you wear for 1 minute

Nighttime hits different when it’s in the middle of the day for 35 seconds

Walking into an eye doctors office 5 minutes after the eclipse and going “I know. I know”

Taking out a industrial flashlight during the 30 seconds of darkness from the eclipse

Eclipses are so fun. We should do this more often

(Trying to get someone to give me their eclipse glasses) Those look fuckn ugly on you. You look like complete shit with those on

No dude that’s unsafe. You need this piece of literal garbage to stare at the sun

(Frantically putting on eclipse glasses when it turns nighttime) holy shit Quick. It’s happening again

Oh yeah… and also don’t stare at my new hat without your “Harrison’s new hat” glasses lol

They will really just announce a cosmic event 2 weeks before it happens

Episode 433 - Harrison Weinreb and The Quiet One

Paul discusses finding his pal Ringo dead during their Everest Expedition. Plus we find out why he loves base camp and he subtly hints at his time in a band!

thesonarnetwork.com/killed-to-deat…

The second you arrive at your destination the captain’s like “please remain seated.” No you idiot. This is where I finally stop remaining seated

Leon has lived with Larry for 19 years.