I think Twister is a great film idc. They show you nearly every type of tornado, they show you sister tornados, they show you a giant movie screen being destroyed by a tornado, and they show you the inside of a tornado. What more could you ask for.

No media permitted 🚩 🚩 🚩

Ben Franklin Statue finally has its keffiyeh.

every night when i’m texting lighthouse prince cole after 9pm

among the many types of brain damage Twitter has given me is a completely skewed picture of the median Philly sports fan, who is probably not actually a slightly overdramatic gay socialist

skill issue. i am listening to my friends' long voice messages like they r podcasts. i turn them on and sweep the floor while also getting tea. i feel connected and loved. u fools.

.Philadelphia Phillies if you think my ability to generate memorable Phillies tweets is impressive, just wait til I get my hands on your archives (hire me as your company curator)

*lin manuel miranda voice* WHAT IS A LEGACY

ahem lighthouse prince cole

Omg lighthouse prince cole

Wow sure seems like that person was correct both times

mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself.

i hope everyone involved in twisters (2024) reads my notes on the original

i've now turned off the superbowl and started watching twister. can someone text me when the usher concert starts