Fuck off, Businessweek. This bod lived through a global pandemic. And that’s perfect enough for me.

Two of the four reasons I fell in love with Liverpool (Gerrard and Crouch being the other two) #YNWA ❤️

It happened!! #hivemind

Thank goodness

Happy Corner Taken Quickly Day, y’all #YNWA

Have now followed Emma Newman for “Operation Mallard 2, Electric Boogaloo” updates. Cheers to Emma’s Dad!

My exact realization upon waking this morning - a match that meant the world 24 hours ago is now completely meaningless. And with the importance gone, so goes the joy #nosuperleague

I did it I did it I did it
👑👑👑👑👑
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
New York Times Wordplay

Does my workplace approve of my month-long vacation starting April 1? Can I stay awake for 31 days straight? Let’s find out! Let’s movie!

I celebrate this thread ⬇️

“Ten years!” {Car honk}
#grossepointeblank

There is a Parks and Rec quote for literally *every* situation

Me too

#democracylives 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Remove Ted Cruz.
Remove Josh Hawley.
Remove Kevin McCarthy.

Pass it on.

This is the America I want to live in! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.

.@StaceyAbrams what do you know about vaccine distribution

It's already 2021 in New Zealand, but to be fair, they've been about a year ahead of us since April.