Just get laughs dummy

America’s Next Top Therapist 📺 Featuring Mary Bess Pritchett, Ian Goldstein, Andrei Alupului and Leah Thompson

the idea that this song doesn't have lyrics now feels insane

I feel like these companies posting on LinkedIn are just making up platforms

OH BOTHER book event Greenlight Bookstore! Come hang with the great Emily Flake and me as we talk books, drink FREE WINE, and whack a homemade piñata (What’s inside? Come see!)

IN-STORE EVENT:
Tuesday, May 7, 7:30
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I'm almost certain I just heard a woman tell her friend that her mother had 'carrot surgery' last week.

Is this job paying $120 billion a year?

Shit. My life is ruined.

ANNE FRANK IMPERSONATOR: “I don’t get no respect I tell ya, no respect at all”

PHEW good thing i only ate these 2-3x per week for 10 years of my life anyways does anyone else hear god calling them home

Fuck sunsets

Me: I had like two minutes of totality.

Therapist: Is this about the eclipse?

Me: What eclipse?

i had to tell too many adults i work with not to look at the sun 😭

Anyone know a good optometrist? It’s definitely not eclipse related.

It is eclipse related.

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

My favorite thing about Elon Musk’s Twitter is that he got rid of the bots

Variety He’ll be fine no matter who wins, all rich people will be ok.

Today is national C-Suite day. Make sure to say thank your C-Suite members for being such a generous C-Suite.

Anyone ever order Gatorade from Gatorade .com?