he is so my type. i simply turn into meat when a beast like this is hunting 😮‍💨

can yt people please shower we’re begging u

daily reminder that karma will get u girl

he’s so dumb and cute i’d ruin him i fear

i feel like some of the people in the building across the street go on the rooftop at night just to see me walk around naked

daily reminder that if someone cares about you, they will be gentle with you

someone said i’m like smoked honey

y’all my beard just fell off so fast

save a horse..

that’s MR. fat cawk to you boy

jonny boy is need to pick up more.

nothing will turn me off faster than a guy being a DL apologist or a pick me for DL men in general like EWWW. Like go sleep with him but don’t sit here and defend this man who would choose death over letting people know he even knows you 😭

Whippin’ out this bad boy from jonny boy for sunshine lunchtime picnics

daily reminder that you are still young and just learning how to live

if you still identify as the fraternity you were in in college i invite you to develop a real personality now that you’re literally an adult

i love when my boy is obsessed with me

in an emergency, i can bottom

i love when boys do the “bottom” stretch at the gym iykyk. woof 😮‍💨

daily reminder to never ever ever let bad people turn you into a bad person.