“Faux pas” means “false step”!!

It’s *NOT* short for “il ne faut pas”!!

**THAT’S** why it’s been spelt with an X all my life!!!

Pchchchchchcwwwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
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(Please scroll to the next tweet if you did not do GCSE French)

When the Sagrada Família is finally finished, it’ll lose its unique selling point. They should just keep adding extra flying buttresses until the heat death of the universe.

I asked half a dozen comms and marketing types if the Tories were making deliberately terrible ads for clicks.

Their overwhelming response was 'what are you, an idiot?'
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“22 million miles”, no matter how accurately you can somehow arrive at that statistic, is a very silly statistic.

By all means, find a scary big number to use, that’s your job. But if it’s too big to imagine, it’s genuinely hard to know if it’s a big deal or not.

Next week's show on Tuesday 16th at the Pavilion Atrium #Worthing just keeps getting better - not only do we have the fantastic Jay Foreman headlining, we ALSO have hilarious daftness from Paul F Taylor AND Smiley Dave - get booked in NOW wtm.uk/events/matts-c…

This is VERY addictive!! Like a multiple choice (and therefore slightly more accessible) version of the Tube map game that was a hit a few months back. Good luck not spending all day on this! 🚇🤓

With Paul being left handed, and John/George being right handed, are there any recorded incidents of Beatles swapping guitars, even for a little bit, and playing them upside-down? Big fans of experimentation in the studio that they were, I’m surprised it’s never come up.

Working on the script for our educational videos about maps with Mark Cooper-Jones.

It’s just two weeks until we host the surreal, silly and very very funny songs of Jay Foreman at Matt’s Comedy Club - Tuesday 16 April at Worthing’s Pavilion Atrium. Get booked in for a fun night at wtm.uk/events/matts-c…