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Captain Jamesey

@jaz292

There is a special rung in Hell for those who waste good scotch - Lt. Archie Hicox

oh and married. no DMs please

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calendar_today24-06-2009 00:11:01

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Can someone smarter than me work this out and tell me the answer? Just so I can look intelligent at work . Cheers😘

Can someone smarter than me work this out and tell me the answer? Just so I can look intelligent at work . Cheers😘
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Captain Jamesey Asda πŸ₯°πŸ₯° Love to you, your family and your son. Something very similar happened to my grandson and family, it’s really distressing. I wrote this in answer. It made me feel a little better.😊

@jaz292 @asda πŸ₯°πŸ₯° Love to you, your family and your son. Something very similar happened to my grandson and family, it’s really distressing. I wrote this in answer. It made me feel a little better.😊
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Thanks everyone 1 for your kind words. Your the best. especially for the dog pics.
(Someone posted a pic of a Bassett that I wanted to go back and look at, but can't find it)😭
I'm logging off for the night and going to burn stuff in my firepit that I got for fathers day ❀️

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The UK is full of fucking weirdos, 14.4m people living in poverty, foodbank use at an all time high, while they’re knocking about in solid gold carriages and harbouring a known paedophile, but what you’re arsed about is the fans singing β€œstick your coronation up your arse”? 🀣

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What a gig last night Venue38

Amazing performance from the band 'Space' and Tom Scott, the front man was a crackin laugh.

Great warm up from The Mocking Byrds too.

P.S. Fuck the Tories

What a gig last night @Venue38Ayr Amazing performance from the band 'Space' and Tom Scott, the front man was a crackin laugh. Great warm up from The Mocking Byrds too. P.S. Fuck the Tories
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Just dropped ma phone and cracked the screen a belter.

I suppose its gonna be one of those years πŸ˜–

I'm away back to bed

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Insecure men are drawn to people like Andrew Tate because he represents a misguided idea of what masculinity is & gives an easy target for their hate - women & 'woke' people. But real masculinity isn't about power & bullying, its the courage to be compassionate & care for others

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Ma sons birds been throwing up all morning and I'm just sitting here hoping its that bug thats been doing the rounds 🀞😩🀞

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The Toilets in work have frozen and won't flush and the bosses have locked the upstairs toilets that are heated and do work. So needless to say the staff have still been using the frozen toilets when necessary and the smell in the stairwell is horrendous πŸ˜‚
Gonna need dynarod

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