John Cleese Because today Trump fell asleep several times during a criminal court proceeding while his Trump Media stock plummet on Wall Street.

The media talks about Biden's gaffs because it is the only critique they can find.

Trump, on the other hand, is a smorgasbord of dysfunction.

Andrea Mitchell just called the dismissed juror a “low information Voter“ because she said she feels strongly against Donald Trump. Pretty sure I also heard that juror is Black. Fire her MSNBC

I can’t compete with this

Just as happened in Nazi Germany,
as many historians have reminded us recently.

Neil Gorsuch just analogized the January 6 rioters storming the Capitol and trying to hang Mike Pence to my Congressman, Rep. Jamaal Bowman Ed.D., pulling a fire alarm.

The conservatives are basic black Fox News watchers given lifetime power.

Idiots screaming 'Defund NPR' have no idea who actually funds NPR. NPR is funded by corporate sponsors, member stations, annual grants, and individual contributions. Educate yourself you bunch of tree screaming idiots. Fucking earslings.

We must never forget this. #MSNBC

Why in God's name is Miss Khaki Pants of 1979 commenting on the trial?

#MSNBC

IAmCain 🚫GQP! 🌊 '24 Paige #🟦🟧Ex GOP 🌻 Deserves a meme 👏😂

#DemVoice1
#USDemocracy

Nebraska Senator, Republican Deb Fisher is blaming unsecured southern borders for a rise in meth use in Omaha.
First of all, Nebraska is a red state.
Second; Omaha is a red city.
Third; The border is three states away, and finally, the Meth in Omaha…

Thank you for your support, John. ❤️

Black Jesus, if you’re listening….

The Trump trial is a reminder that we can vote to send him to prison for what he deserves. We do not have it in the bag. We have to vote in all 50 states to run up the score!

Josh Hawley does not live
in Missouri
Tom Cotton does not live
on Arkansas
Tommy Tuberville does not
live in Alabama
Eric Hovde does not live in
Wisconsin
Steve Garvey does not live
In California
Elect people who have a
Stake in what happens in your state!

I guess the first tweet was a little two homicidey even for Tom Cotton.

Talk of violence excites fascists like Tom Cotton.

It isn’t just that Tom Cotton is openly calling for his supporters to carry out violence, it’s how blood-curdlingly casual he is in calling for them to carry out violence.

Saudi Arabia owns the 45th Floor of Trump Tower.

China owns the 21st Floor of Trump Tower.

Russia owns the 63rd Floor of Trump Tower

MAGA Republicans don’t want us talking about this on Xhitter. You know what to do.

Clarence Thomas and Pure Evil are trending together. Because you can’t have one without the other.

I'll celebrate when they pass it!