Moment I realise I’m not Nigella Lawson or Jack Monroe : taking a casserole out the oven after 10 minutes because I forgot to add the cannellini beans I bought specifically FOR the casserole 🤦🏼‍♀️

Is it me, or does Daniel Poulter seem a bit more like a human during his interview than Chris Philp? #laurak Laura Kuenssberg

After all the news today re : the Rwanda bill, great to see the RNLI on Saving Lives At Sea actually helping, shows there are decent people in the world. BBC Two

For the first time since I was 11 years old, I’m watching janet ellis after I get back home! (Admittedly these days it’s from work instead of school) #houseofgames Richard Osman

Come on Twitter...do you thing! Find Olive the dolly!

#APPEAL : Officers investigating a public order incident in #Portsmouth yesterday morning (Saturday 20 April) are appealing for witnesses and information.

More: orlo.uk/awbpl

Chief secretary to the Treasury here

Only reposting this because Elizabeth Day is amazing and she might be too busy to repost it herself…

BREAKING - following the suspension of their Brussels Nat-C (yup) conference,far-right delegates have been complaining about their “human rights.”

Those enshrined under the #ECHR .

I am timing you…

Go Jemma Forte saying it as it is on Sky..👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

If you haven't listened to The Trawl Podcast witb Jemma and Marina Purkiss....omg try it.
Politics with a dose of Twitter and the biggest laugh.

Neither of them hold back. It's hilarious 👍🏼👍🏼

'I am absolutely incensed, and it has made me even more determined to do everything I possibly can to make sure they lose as many MPs as possible...'

Carol Vorderman speaks to caller Kyle, who believes the Angela Rayner tax row is just a 'distraction from other Tory affairs'.

Author, Have I Got News For You writer John O'Farrell was superb on #bbclaurak this morning.....brilliant

Robbie Gibb, the Tory 'plant' on the BBC Board, would have hated it. Marvellous. 👍🏼

All we want is for @SaraJCox to be our bestie. #GBBO

How to change someone else's toaster settings:

1. Don't ever do this
2. Seriously, leave them alone

❤️ that Aisling Bea was complimented about Doctor Who cos she’s amazing, and it also gives me an excuse to post my favourite clip of her from Quite Interesting (please note she also guilt tripped me into getting rid of a coffee machine)

Watching Johannes Radebe - as ever he is my dream dance partner (along with joanne k clifton 💙 ) he is just beautiful inside and out 😍😍😍 Jonathan Ross

Spotted today in Hull today. I’m focusing on the right hand side of the Venn diagram.

“She took the kids, Dave”

You MUST make sure you have VOTER ID

NOT all PHOTO ID is accepted as Voter ID eg Student ID cards are NOT allowed
If you don't have PHOTO ID, to vote in person apply for a Voter Authority Certifcate
gov.uk/apply-for-phot…

You do NOT need Photo ID for a POSTAL VOTE

PLEASE RT

Just brilliant ❤️❤️❤️ RAYE