'In case Vladimir Putin you're watching, give me my fucking ring back, will ya?' - Robert Kraft #TomBradyRoast

Julian Edelman made Bill Belichick laugh hard. 📺🏈 #TomBradyRoast

An important moment in history:

BOTH Teen Wolves sitting next to each other at x - New York Rangers playoff game. #NHL

Ron Filipkowski Trump told me he also had a scalp reduction like I did where they remove a 6” circle of bald scalp on top of your skull because you don’t have enough donor hair from the back of your head to fill it in. Then they sew it up. He said it gave him a face lift but it’s brutal and…

Tom Arnold Cheri Jacobus Ron Filipkowski So when the 🍊( * ) nods his head forward, does it pull up the back of his Depends?

Mark Kelly is one of the most moderate Democratic Senators. For him to plainly answer the filibuster question with a 'yes' means if we go into 2024 with a trifecta, it will happen. We will codify Roe v. Wade into law.

You can't pretend like you don't understand the stakes.

Some leaders in Europe are trying very hard to ignore how Beijing is helping the Kremlin … now they have 1 more thing to studiously ignore…

I’m pledging to pick up 5 pieces of plastic trash every time I go for a walk, run, hike, bike, climb or any outdoor activity. I encourage others to consistently do the same. One of my goals is to change people’s consumption habits once they see how much plastic trash is out…

'Prince was the only guy who could show up at your party, in frills, and steal your girlfriend. Then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girlfriend's clothes.” - Charlie Murphy

Wow

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Says it all about America.

To avoid anxiety and fits of rage, Roger Stone now travels with his support Beanie Baby, Tim Pool.

Marsha voted against the aid package for Israel.

Hope Hicks final testimony: 'Trump said, 'Thank God Cohen paid off Stormy right before the election because that would have been bad for us.'

I keep thinking, 'Fuck you Cohen you MFer. You cost us SCOTUS, 4 years of Trump, & our current situation'

FUCK MICHAEL COHEN 😡

This is FANTASTIC SHADE from Center Street about 'the author' Kristi Noem.
Every act of damage control is just *chef kiss* hilarious.

Kristi Noem has gone through a substantial makeover to get Donald Trump's attention as his VP running mate. You know, lips, boobs, teeth, hair extensions, and she lies, cheats, steals. This may not be popular, but I HOPE TRUMP PICKS KRISTI NOEM as his running mate. They are so…

I can’t believe Judge Merchan won’t listen to Hans Von Spakovsky.

OMG!! Just reunited with my old podcast co-host & dear friend & mentor Jill Wine-Banks (now on Threads as jillwinebanks) at the Chicago airport and IT IS JILL’S BIRTHDAY TODAY! What are the chances?! Let’s all wish Jill a very happy birthday!!

For my MAGA haters. 🖕😘🖕